Returning to your favourite things is potentially a dangerous game to play.
Speaking as someone with a obsession with collecting vinyl records, I’m often strangely compelled to dig out something from the racks that I’ve not played in years and give it a spin. Sometimes this provides proof of the quality of your recollection (Cookie Crew’s ‘Got To Keep On’ is still a fine tune), on other occasions reminds you that your subsequent experiences have rendered your memory inaccurate in the extreme (Overlord X’s ‘14 Days In May’ is not the masterpiece that I remembered it as being, lyrically worthy as it still is).
The last couple of months I’ve been travelling all over the UK (and touching down a couple of times in Southern Europe too) with work and my trusty HTC Tytn II Windows Mobile smartphone has done me proud. It might not exactly be cutting edge anymore – a feeling I know only too well – but despite the battering it has taken over the last two years, it’s remained about the most trusted piece of hardware I own.
We’ve been adjusting our corporate phone contracts recently, something that will mean that I would have to separate my personal number from a (new) work number, meaning that I would need a new phone for one of these two numbers. Now, aside from the fact that I have never understood why twin SIM handsets never became a briefly glimpsed niche product (as that would be ideal), I started to look at the alternatives.
I knew I needed my new work phone to do everything that my Tytn II could do as a bare minimum, and whilst browsing through the handsets available on our new network it occurred to me that there really wasn’t anything there which adding anything new to the party.
Going back a few years, the first MS Mobile phones I used suggested the adage ‘…as a phone, they make a good PDA…’ and subsequent Blackberries only confirmed that experience. Today, things are somewhat better, MS Mobile is very usable and iPhone OS is gradually bridging the professional/consumer smartphone market with every release. Android looks like it will develop into something interesting, but current support for Exchange seems limited right now to 3rd party apps (like Touchdown) and that is a primary requirement for any work device in my current job. In short – despite some interesting upcoming HTC handsets – there seemed no reason to migrate to anything new. So, unlock the Tytn II and swap the SIM. Problem solved…. sort of.
Now, I had the reverse issue. The existing SIM had to live somewhere. I’ve had the same mobile number since 1998 (and my original Motorola brick complete with a mighty 15 mins of talk time per month) and it is still the primary way in which people know they can reach me. After a similar browse through the consumer end of the market for something appropriate (most of which do seem to be hybrid MP3 players or cameras first, phones second), I decided to do something radical. Or rather, not radical, but regressive. I’d take a step back and remove myself from the arms race. I’d go ‘Retrophone’.
So, on the first day of my two-week break from work, I put on my circa ‘99 pair of Levis ‘Engineered’ jeans and Adidas ‘Stan Smith Comfort’ (both of which had seen better days) and went to the post office to reunite myself with an old member of the family. One who’s birth date matches the era of those (now battered) items of clothing.
Y’see, recalling that the aforementioned Motorola was a complete dog of a device, I went for my 2nd ever handset, the mighty Ericsson T28. Actually, mighty isn’t exactly accurate, given its diminutive dimensions and weight (only 81g complete with the onboard Lithium Polymer battery, a first for a mass market device back then). A few minutes on eBay got me a reconditioned example, complete with a charger and two batteries for a whole £15 delivered.
Aside from the fact it took 48 hours for the package to arrive from Hong Kong to my local Royal Mail office, who then lost it for 3 weeks, the first thing that struck me was how little there was to the package. None of the ephemera that you get in a modern phone box (CDs, cables, headphones….), just a charger. You could at the time of launch buy a serial cable for attaching it to your PC, but in the spirit of ‘keeping it retro’, I didn’t have one first time around and I wasn’t going to have one this time either.
My experiment was going to be a simple one. Could I cope without all the smartphone functionality ? OK, I still would have all that for my work device, but this was a consumer test. How much of the smart stuff on the HTC would I miss paring my mobile computing down to the bare minimum ? No mobile web, no GPS, no keyboard or predicative texting, no desktop syncing.
5 days in and so far there are a few things that are immediately glaringly obvious;
- I’d forgotten what a pain that little aerial was. Literally. In the aforementioned jeans (so far only trousers tested), I now recall the unerring ability for the aerial to lodge itself in my groin on each occasion I sit down with the phone in my pocket. I do appreciate why I had removed that from my consciousness. Minus 1 for ‘Retrophone’.
- The battery life is spectacular. Even using the (obviously fake) battery supplied on a first charge, the ‘Retrophone’ was still well and truly alive after 5 days. Now, I know it’s not actually doing very much in comparison to that in the Tytn II which does tend to exhaust itself within 12 hours, but still….. Plus 1 for ‘Retrophone’.
- Texting is not easy. This is a device from before the days of predicative texting (which in itself is still a consistent partial fail), so you are back to the days of hitting ‘2′ once for ‘A’ or ‘9′ four times for ‘Z’ (plus * if you want to change case). Additionally, you’re also dealing with single-deck messages limited at 160 characters…. so if someone sends you a multi-deck message, you get two separate messages that don’t always arrive in order. Mind you, I have managed to recall some of the limited texting skills I had back in the day and whilst I miss my soft keyboard, currently …. A score draw.
I’ve still got a full week of holiday before I return to work, so I’m hoping to shakedown any more obvious flaws in the next few days. Once we’re back into the working cycle, we’ll see how well ‘Retrophone’ copes alongside the Tytn II in the daily grind.
Stay tuned.
Matt Mullen is an Industry Consultant at Nstein Technologies [http://www.nstein.com]. He promises to keep mentions of his groin to the bare minimum in future. Apologies.
